It's been way too long... time to catch up!

Alrighty, let's back it on up...  

My PT family threw me and Mr. Kingston one AMAZING shower!  I really do work for the best school in PINE TREE ISD - the PRIMARY ROCKS!  I am so blessed to have such great people to work with!  Nothing, is better than to be able to say that I work with "ALL MY FRIENDS!"  What is better than that people?  Notta - Nothing!

Mr. Kingston was hooked up with everything that he could imagine and possibly need!  He is going to be one SPOILED little dude!  Would we have it any other way?  I want to thank everyone again that helped make my shower so special, and personable.  I am one lucky preggo chick... :) 

After the shower, my cousin came in town from good ole' Whitesboro, Texas.  She is such a HOOT,  and there is NEVER a dull moment when Angela is around.  

We were sitting up in Mr. Kingston's room looking at all his new stuff  when I noticed my precious Bailey doing something TOTALLY DISGUSTING!  Good Gosh, she was dragging her butt on my floor!  Umh... What the hell?  I immediately yelled, "Bailey Kraus what are you doing?" (Guess what... she didn't answer!)  Anywho, I was thinking great just what we need... our dog to have WORMS ALL UP IN HER BOOTY! As I am freaking out... because Bailey has NEVER done this before, Angela is laughing hysterically saying, "Oh my gosh she just needs YOU to squeeze her anal gland!"  Uh-Do-WHAT?  ANAL GLAND?  SQUEEZED?  And you think that I am going  to do it? Ha... You must BE CRAZY!!!

Needless to say, I thought that this was a STINKY joke until she said that she would do 

it.  Naturally I said, "okay let's go outside, I will get you some toilet paper and GLOVES!"   So, there we were sitting on the deck... I'm held Bailey (who didn't even have a clue how she is about to be TOTALLY VIOLATED!)  and that's when it happened!  A "TOXIN" emerged from my "lil brown dog" a SMELL that NO ONE should ever have to inhale.  My eyes began to water... and my nose was burning!  Ahhhh... I was outside and still couldn't get away from that FUNKY STENCH!  

What's worse is Angela then says... "Good LORD , I didn't even get all of it... there is MORE in there!"  OMG we have to do it AGAIN?  Are you kidding me?  I gagged my way through it and then began to laugh hysterically as Bailey looked at me as if saying, "See I was just trying to drag that Nasty $*#t out of me...LITERALLY!"  She was relieved and unharmed... as for me on the other hand my eyes and nose will NEVER be the same!  

So, now her ANAL gland is filling back up... and NO I will not be going ANYWHERE near her little tan booty!  The next time that she will be relieved is when "VETERINARIAN ANGELA" comes back in town to "Get her Squeeze on!"  

SICK!!!   

Last weekend was Aidan Cain's 7th birthday! I can't believe how big my little cousins are getting! I mean,  I still call my cousin Baby Paige and she is 9 years old!  :)  It's just insane how fast they, WE, all grow up!  I am going to have to come up with a way to freeze time when Mr. Kingston gets here.  

Needless to say, we had a lot of fun celebrating and just hanging out.  There really isn't anything better then being with your FAMILY, where you are FREE to be YOU and they don't mind when your BIG BABY BELLY hangs out! :)  Love ya'll!!!